I'm starving for...

Lately Trey has been using the phrase "I'm starving for" instead of "I'm hungry" or "I'd like to eat". He often says,"Oh Mommy, I'm starving for fruit snacks".
Today he took a nap over at Grandma's, in her bed. I was surprised when I opened her bedroom door to wake him up. What I saw was Trey's head sticking out from a huge pile of kleenex. And when I say huge, I mean so big that I couldn't see any part of his body and two empty kleenex boxes lay on the floor. I had to bite my lip a little not to smile. I used my best angry mommy voice to say "Trey Stroud!!!" It startled him and he popped up out of the kleenex mound. I bit my lip again....he was completely naked! "Why did you make this mess?!" I demanded to know. Well, the answer seemed simple enough to him...."My nose was starving for kleenex, Mommy." (Still not sure where the naked part comes in).
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