
I should have seen it coming. Its been at least two weeks since Trey's done anything that has really left me scratching my head. Here's our latest mishap...
We were at Grandma's (but she wasn't home). I was working in the office and Trey had been playing outside. He burst in the house, running straight for the bathroom. I didn't think much of it. Its getting pretty routine now that he takes himself to the bathroom. I did notice that a fair amount of time had passed since he'd come in. So I called to him, "You okay in there buddy?" He hollered back that he was.
My mom called somewhere in this time. We were chatting when I heard Trey bouncing through the house. "Check my butt" he was saying. (This means he did a #2. Its part of the miracle of motherhood to be special enough to be a butt checker.) I get up from the desk to find him, still talking to mom, and I smell something... but what? (Doesn't seem important at the time)
This is what I see... Trey hopping around with a bare bottom and his hair kinda sticking up, looking a little wet. Actually, on closer inspection, VERY wet! His hair was dripping his clothes were wet. Even his bottom was dripping! And the smell... now I recognized it. It was the clean yet somewhat nauseating smell of a bathroom air spray. That's right... he had doused himself in Grandma's Fresh Rain Oust spray. That was the end of my phone call.
I instructed him to get in the bathroom FAST! He looked at me blankly. "But I can't" I drug him down the hall and went to throw the bathroom door open but I can't. Its locked. Ugh.
So, Trey sat in time out while I tried to get the door unlocked. I was so afraid of what was on the other side. Please no poo...
Finally, the door was opened. No harm was done... unless its harmful to spray EVERYTHING with Oust!
Really, what goes on in the mind of a three year old?
By the way, Oust in the hair dries to be a lot like hairspray.