Peter Cottontail

Bath time at our house was a riot tonight. I really wanted to include pictures with this post but figured it would be inappropriate. You will just have to use your imaginations.....
I left the kids in the bathroom for a quick second to grab pajamas. On my way back to the bathroom, I see Kayelynn heading down the hallway (dripping wet and naked, mind you) pushing her shopping cart at full speed. I had to laugh. She was having a blast and thought it was hilarious when I chased her down the hall and swooped her up in my arms.
I took Kayelynn back to the bathroom to dry her off. Trey was still playing in the tub. I instructed him to stay there and play while I put Sister in bed. He agreed. But before I could make it out of the bathroom, Trey was climbing out of the tub. "What are you doing?! I just told you to stay IN the tub!"
"I know" Trey said. "But, I gotta go poop!"
"Fine", I relented, "but stay ON the potty until I get back to help you."
Trey agreed and I hurried to get Kayelynn in bed before anyone could cause trouble.
When I entered the bathroom again, Trey was standing sideways in front of the mirror, posing and twitching around being silly. "What are you doing?! I told you to stay on the potty! You will get a mess everywhere!"
"No I won't". Trey replied. " I fixed my butt"
With that, Trey twirled around and stuck his behind out towards me.
Sure enough, he had "fixed" things. A big wad of toilet paper was stuffed between his cheeks. I tried to look perturbed but broke a grin when Trey exclaimed proudly,
"Now I look just like Peter Cottontail!"