November Treyisms

1. Trey and I were looking at some cows the other day. He kept insisting that some of them were calves. I told him no, they were cows. He still disagreed. I asked him why he thought they were calves. He bent way over, his head almost touching the ground. He pointed to the cow and said, "See Mom, no udders!" I decided to leave that subject alone after that. I'm not ready to talk about bulls and cows....

2. " Do they call it fall because the leaves fall?"
I really don't know Trey. Maybe they do.

3. When returning from a walk, Trey started excitedly running/jumping up the lane asking "Has Santa been here? Has Santa been here?"

4. This is an older Treyism that has resurfaced... Trey will often inform people of something and then add the phrase "or you'll die" to the end of the statement. For example: "You must eat your vegetables.....or you'll die!", "We need to go for a walk....or we'll die!", "You shouldn't be sassy.... Or you'll die!", "Don't sit too close to the tv... Or you'll die!"
The list goes on and on. Sometimes I find it funny but then he will say it to a complete stranger and I wish I could 'die'.