Realities of Being a Stay at Home Mom

1. You will not get around to that list of things you've been wanting to do.

2. You will at some point in time think that your worst day at work wasn't really all that bad.

3. Your husband (no matter who he is) will come home one day, look around the house and then ask you what you did all day.

4. There are no bon-bons.

5. There is no Oprah (Dr. Phil, Ellen, ect.) time (in which you had planned to eat above bon-bons)

6. You will begin to believe that your given name is Mommy. (You may answer to this name regardless of who says it)

7. You may start to believe you have super powers (if I kiss this everything will be okay)

8. Staying hip with music and movies means knowing when the next Thomas dvd or Veggie Tales cd comes out.

9. Your ideal vehicle suddenly has less sport and more seating.

10. Sleeping in every day...............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

There are probably more realities but these were in the front of my mind today.