Beware: Mice of Calmuck....

.....or at least mice of Stroud Farm. Well, maybe just the mice in the barn.....
Anyway, we have 3 new kitties now. A nice lady that Rex works with gave them to us. Trey is beside himself with happiness. The cats are about 5 months old and very tame. Today he spent about an hour in their cage with them! (For those of you wondering, the cats are just staying in their-very large-cage until they get used to their new surroundings. We didn't want them running off to be coyote food.) Trey thinks his new pets are wonderful and he has big plans for things they can do together when the weather is better. After spending some time with his new furry friends, Trey named them all by himself. So, welcome to the farm: BrownSugar, Whiskers and Bunny!

Better Late Than Never Treyisms

1. Trey-"I want two bothers"
Me- "Two!?!"
Trey- "Yeah, two is better than one, Mom"

2. Trey was arguing with me one day. When I turned to look at him he had his pants pulled down in the front and was standing in a funny way with his hips pointed out. "What are you doing?" I asked him. With his best western drawl he answered, " I'm-a-gonna shoot you with my peni!"

3. We were at church for choir practice. People were milling around talking to each other before getting started. (You can imagine, women talking and laughing) Trey managed to climb up to the podium. He banged on it with his fist. "Quiet everyone!" Trey said. This got their attention and some smiles and giggles. "Church is for quiet" Trey told them in a very hushed voice.

4. I was making chocolate no bake cookies one evening for something different. Trey had climbed up to the table to watch me dip them out onto the wax paper. "Mommy," he questioned me. "Why are you making cookies that look like poop?"

And cue the trumpets....du du dah!!!! The first ever Kayelynnism!!!

* Kayelynn came into the living room carrying a roll of toilet paper in one hand and in the other hand she drug a completely unfurled roll of toilet paper. When she saw she had gotten our attention, she said, "boop". Can anyone guess what I found in her diaper?